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threedollarwine:

crystalmethalicious:

I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality

and if you’ve had depression since early childhood you don’t even know if you have your own personality

you didn’t have time to be a person before depression

and it’s scary having no idea who you are


kattomatic:

lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

This took me back through so many stages of my life

Like at first I’m 9 and watching Video Hits every weekend morning and sometimes recording the audio onto cassette tape because I couldn’t afford CDs and you couldn’t download songs back then (I think, I was always late to things) and living for the next So Fresh compilation CD. Then having both my walkman AND discman with me on long road trips so I had maximum music listening options. And buying singles and trying on dad’s ties to be more like Avril Lavigne.

Then I’m 12 and at my primary school disco bopping along awkwardly and trying out singing for the first time.

Then I’m in my first year of high school reading Smash Hits every month and cutting out clippings to stick onto my school binder and staying up to listen to the Hot 40 countdown every weeknight after school. Then hearing most of these songs get butchered on Australian Idol, except at the time I had a wall of Australian Idol posters and magazine clippings.

Then I’m halfway through highschool and “Chasing Cars” by Snow Patrol is totally about me cuddling a boy for the first time very awkwardly.

Then I’m in my final year of high school and at the school ball wanting to dance to all these songs but not wanting anyone to know I actually enjoy them. And I’m like “oh my god I love that Jason Mraz ukulele song” then after that I’m like “fuck I wish every band would stop bringing out ukulele songs” and Lady Gaga comes out and I’m like “she is so interesting and intriguing” and then we’re all singing “I’ve Got A Feeling” at the after party for my high school production of Grease. Then we’re on leavers and Kesha’s Tik Tok is huge and makes me wanna be a little slutty.

Then I’m driving in my first car after finally getting my license and listening to the car radio. And hearing all these songs in the car on the way to work, on the radio at work, in the car on the way back from work, all jobs I hated. One after the other. Then the music got worse. And it just went downhill from there.

Let this be a lesson to you kids. Never love anything ever.


himitsubasa:

copperkiwi:

ninjaeyecandy:

4gifs:

Bully messes with karate champ. [video]

The source video is very, very worth watching. A few things to point out:
The young woman in the dark coat is continually trying to escape from the man. She has spoken to him, she’s pulled away, she’s even tried to walk away before he dragged her back. She hit him as a last resort but it didn’t do anything, he just got more aggressive.
The girl in the white jacket was walking by, recognized that a bad situation was happening, stopped, and intervened. At 0:28 she calls the man out, and continues to call him out until he breaks off attacking the young woman in the dark coat and turns his aggression on her. At which point she defends herself—and then she escorts the young woman in the dark coat safely away.
This is a hero.

Bringing this back.

GIRL POWER

himitsubasa:

copperkiwi:

ninjaeyecandy:

4gifs:

Bully messes with karate champ. [video]

The source video is very, very worth watching. A few things to point out:

The young woman in the dark coat is continually trying to escape from the man. She has spoken to him, she’s pulled away, she’s even tried to walk away before he dragged her back. She hit him as a last resort but it didn’t do anything, he just got more aggressive.

The girl in the white jacket was walking by, recognized that a bad situation was happening, stopped, and intervened. At 0:28 she calls the man out, and continues to call him out until he breaks off attacking the young woman in the dark coat and turns his aggression on her. At which point she defends herself—and then she escorts the young woman in the dark coat safely away.

This is a hero.

Bringing this back.

GIRL POWER


adorabagel:

if i die resurrect me with this video


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omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.


swagbat:

i want to meet him

swagbat:

i want to meet him


i am sad and very tired

i am sad and very tired


weavemunchers:

so i asked my friend to photoshop a picture of waluigi over my boob so i could send it to the dumb boys that ask/have already asked me for nudes and the reactions are amazing

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i think iv found my new favorite thing to do 


huffingtonpost:

Jon Stewart’s Priceless Response To Fox News On Ferguson

Jon Stewart is back from vacation, and he’s not wasting any time going after one of his favorite targets: Fox News.

Watch his the full brilliant 10  minute monologue on racism and Ferguson  here. 


officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing


wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying


mallotovcocktail:

vanconcastiel:

kitkatrocks:

vanconcastiel:

That’s enough America. No more guns for you. Someone died because they thought it was a good idea that their nine year old daughter learn how to fire an Uzi.

From now on the most dangerous thing you’re allowed to carry is a pool noodle.

We would find a way to  kill people with a pool noodle eventfully.

And people would still bitch about their Nth Amendment rights to bear foamy arms

i killed a man with a pool noodle once.


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