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I am a Mexican sexually frustrated 8-year-old boy/girl/it with a retractable robotic penis. I like cake, tea and Meghan
blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake


twinzik:

Escalator Stare Luigi


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merchant-shipss:

frilllyknickers:

agingb0nes:

Probably going to regret this but I’m feeling really body positive recently and my new set is super cute

Wow gurl too hot

CHARLOTTE JUST COME TO ME, GOOD GOD

merchant-shipss:

frilllyknickers:

agingb0nes:

Probably going to regret this but I’m feeling really body positive recently and my new set is super cute

Wow gurl too hot

CHARLOTTE JUST COME TO ME, GOOD GOD


ride6artblog:

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

Airport staircase in Tokyo, Japan

Its funny because if you fell down these stairs then Pikachu would look like such an asshole.

ride6artblog:

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

Airport staircase in Tokyo, Japan

Its funny because if you fell down these stairs then Pikachu would look like such an asshole.


kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.


battybeka:

"Body positivity is bad cause it’s glorifying obesity"
okay but like, whatever?? sorry for thinking that 9 year old girls going on diets and wanting liposuction is a bigger deal than fat girls in crop tops??


The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan (x)

porn-gifs:

You are irresistable 

porn-gifs:

You are irresistable 


momunofu:

instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”

you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan


kinkykatn1ss:

This hoe wanna fight so I stole her look

kinkykatn1ss:

This hoe wanna fight so I stole her look


the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife


thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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